Quotations

Monday, July 18, 2011

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. - Anonymous
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant. - Henri Queuille
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow
Truth is not determined by majority vote. - Doug Gwyn
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Anonymous
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Earnest Benn
Politics are bloody-minded, but weak on content.- Anonymous

If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane! - Anonymous
No Matter what you do there will be critics. - Anonymous
treat everyone the same, till you find out there an idiot - Anonymous
I hate advice unless I'm giving it - Anonymous
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. - Carl Jung
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw
Love is like a war, easy to begin, hard to end - Anonymous

Life is like a piano where black keys are for bad times n white for good, true music is only created by a synchronization of the 2.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - EDGAR WATSON HOWE
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power- Abraham Lincoln

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones
When the character of a man is not clear to you. look at his friends - Japanese Proverb
Go thorough your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just aquaintances. - Jay Leno
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake
Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure. - Jewish
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend - Abraham Lincon
True friendship is like a sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost -Charles Caleb Colton
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never , ever the same - Anonymous

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect.....
so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours.
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. - Jackie Mason
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist - G.K. Chesterton
Every man is a poet when he is in love - Plato
A modest man never talks of himself - La Bruyere
Delay of justice is injustice. - Landor
Prevention is better than cure - Erasmus
Speech is silver, silence is golden - German Proverb
Imagination is the eye of the soul - Joubert